Behold the Kickmen for Steam is a free on Fanatical. Ends December 21, 2022.
Notice:
Game is a single player only.
Behold the Kickmen
Behold the Kickmen started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football.
Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.
Features: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.
Two ways to play! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport!
Minimum System Requirements:
OS: Windows 7 and up
Processor: 2.4Ghz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 1 GB available space
Sound Card: Yes
Additional Notes: If playing on a Laptop, please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle
Notice:
Game is a single player only.
Behold the Kickmen

Behold the Kickmen started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football.
Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.
Features: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.
Two ways to play! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport!
Minimum System Requirements:
OS: Windows 7 and up
Processor: 2.4Ghz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 1 GB available space
Sound Card: Yes
Additional Notes: If playing on a Laptop, please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle
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